Hehehe. Happy day today apart from that stupid CEO from asking me to do STUPID STUFFS. Because...
I is have lots of epic moments today. Let's see.
Was listening to Muttons on/at Mexico (Because it's usually Muttons on the move~)
Muttons changing their identity to Ping and Pong. (2 Ladies) So here goes.
Pong: Aiyo, Ping I tell you, Mexico guys very weird one.
Ping: Why?
Pong: I met this guy at the beach and wanted to have a chat, so I went up and said "Hi I am Pong and you are?
Guy 1: Carlos
Pong: Aiyo! Car lost go call police la, why you come here?
*burst out laughing*
Guy 2: Chico
Pong: I faster run away, because I scared he touch me arh!
LOL. I think they really damn funny know. Damn entertaining especially when office is so damn boring without a bit of noise.
Then today I had a meeting. Boss says we're going out to Safra. Dumb me heard as SOFA. (There's a sofa area in my office okay! Near the door) So I took my notebook and wanted to go over and Syuk started staring at me.
Syuk: Elaine! What you doing? We're going out know?
Me: Go sofa la!
Him: I thought he say got Safra?
Me: No la. Sofa la.
Me: *walks to Boss* Boss we going where?
Boss: Somewhere.
Me: Zzz. Need take bag right?
Boss: Why take bag? Where you want go?
Me: See! We're not going anywhere la!
Boss: Go Safra la!
LOL. Then they started laughing at me.
Ending work and was trying to take the lift down to level 1. (Office is in level 4) So when the lift arrives I walked in. Press 4. Then the light didn't light up. So I was thinking to myself is the lift spoilt or something? Can't be eh, the door can open eh. Suddenly it's closing and I panic! Hahahaha. IF REALLY SPOIL I AM STUCKED! But I still kept on pressing 4! Wtf. Embarrassing. So when the lift close fully, the machine starts to say I press wrong button! At first I thought it's gonna say spoil sia! Hahahaha. Embarrassing.
Was trying some leg workout like on Sunday night. Geh kiang loh. Act one smart. Haven't been exercising lately and so for whole of Monday and today I'm experiencing the old lady movement. Especially when walking up and down stairs or sitting down. Wtf. Hahaha. So as I was walking up the stairs today I was walking like an old lady. I thought there's no one behind me. Then when I freaking turn over. I got a scare, my heart nearly dropped out! Hahaha. This lady walking behind me.
On the super duper packed train, this lady standing, leaning against the seats' glass and near the door. So I came in and stood beside her. Holding onto the pole. Just nice when I reach out, My elbow is right to her face. Hahaha! Fhl. Then people behind me wants to get off at the next stop, so I held onto the pole and move backwards and my hand touched her FACE! Touch only I never even elbow her! She stared at me as though I killed her 18 generations. I said sorry okay! Then I realise she's talking onto the phone and she's a Thai I suppose. So I whatsapp-ed my girls and told them about this incident. I asked them, wah lao! If she xia gong tao (put curse) on me how? I'm gonna turn white eyes and strangle everyboday! Then they freaking laughed at me. Fml. Hahaha. This girl @Cathe_rineee nicest of them 3 told me won't la I will pray for you! Hahaha. Wtf.
Okay, the end of just for laugh Elaine version! Till then.
With love,
Chewytomatoes
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