How could it be?!

Hello! *waves frantically*



Sorry to loyal readers because I failed updating like often. But I didn't mean it okay! Those who knows about it and for those who don't, lately I lost my beloved Grandma Tay.

Hello Grandma Tay! Take good care of yourself okay. I miss you though, but it was a really great relieve that you're off all the illness and I know, I can feel that you're really good now. GongGong Tay will take care of you, I'm pretty sure! I miss you always. 我的宝。

So had a 5-days wake. So some funny happenings during the wake.

#1
A lot of my close friends will know that Ahma Tay actually stays in a condo in Pasir Ris.
Friends who wanted to attend the wake was wondering, "Condo how to have wake?"
Me: Can one. Book function room loh. Got aircon somemore leh. Shiok not?
Jy: Not enough space still can suck the swimming pool water up and put tables there.
Me: *rolleyes*

#2
You all know that every event will have a organiser right? Like the planner. So we got one for Ahma Tay's wake.
I call this guy Doraemon. Reason being he's the everything-also-know one.
Me, Mama Eng, Brother Eng and some cousins sitting on a table to fold those incense paper(?) in the middle of the night. The planner suddenly went to the kitchen area to cook beehoon.
Mama Eng: Wah! Everything also can sia this person!
Me: Hahaha! What the hell. Like Doraemon sia!
Mama Eng: Ya loh. That time go mortuary to bring Ahma Tay back, do admin work, then help us baibai whatever also him. Now cook also him!
Me: Hahaha! Scally on the day of funeral you see him wear the Angmoh Band hat and start playing instrument!
Brother Eng: Scally that day he become bus driver!
Hahahaha! What the hell.

#3
On the funeral day, we went to Mandai to cremate Ahma Tay. So Mama Eng was crying until she couldn't stand properly on herself! All the way you know. So I had to carry her. (As in pull her to stand, supporting her, I'm not so strong). So when she kept pulling herself down, my backbone starts to ache. I shouted at her.
Me: Mummy! Can you don't do this? Stand up properly yourself. I got no more strength to support you!
*Somehow I shout too loud and those relatives heard me*
After Ahma Tay was sent in to the furnace, we're walking our way to the carpark.
Relative came to Mama Eng and said, "You don't like that keep crying. Your daughter pregnant cannot use too much strength, she keep supporting you."

Soooooo, I was like, "Wtf?! Since when I was pregnant? I don't even know I was married!"
When we went back to the wake, I told Mama Eng about it and she was like, "Huh?! I thought she say I pregnant!" *burst out laughing*

Then I ended last week sleeping all the way from Sunday 6pm till the next morning for work. Back to work and feels so weird. But still, back at work for my final report and final presentation! Was still super paranoid that I couldn't finish my report and presentation in time. But what?! I finish it on Monday! Hahaha. I think I had a done what I'm suppose in the interim report. I included like everything! Hahaha.

Okay. After a long hiatus, I don't know what else to blog. So bye for now!

With love,
Chewytomatoes